thedailywhat:

Geographic Infographic of the Day: The United States of Scary Things.

Got something scarier for your state? List it below.

[pleatedjeans.]

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Look, I’m not crazy. I know Pawnee isn’t Paris or London or Chicago. But it’s a great place to live and work. And serving the goofballs in this town is an honor and privilege. And yes, every town claims its diner’s waffles are the best in the world, but somewhere, in some town, there really are the best waffles in the world. So delicious and rich and golden-brown that anyone who tasted them would decide never to leave that town. Somewhere those waffles exist. Why can’t it be here?

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imovermyhead:

Andy and Conan by Derek Eads

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pdunphy:

Phil: She’s the quarterback of this family and we need to protect her like blind side did.
Luke: She just said that mom was blind side
Phil: Well she’s confused blind side was the black kid who played tight end.
Alex: Offensive line.
Phil: Sorry African American kid.

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Laugh. Laugh as much as you can. Laugh until you cry. Cry until you laugh. Keep doing it even if people are passing you on the street saying, “I can’t tell if that person is laughing or crying but either way they seem crazy, let’s walk faster.

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